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Instacart

A grocery delivery service where some stranger drives to your house with the groceries you order on it.
I need some stuff but I have to take care of my grandma for the day. I'll just Instacart it.
by legal4s April 14, 2021
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Instant Youtube Sensation

Any Youtube video that has achieved:
1. Millions of hits instantaneously.
2. A cult following or numerous parodies on other televised media.
3. Provoked numerous responses or imitations in a short amount of time.
Common examples of instant Youtube sensations include the Star Wars kid, Crazy frog, Cadbury gorilla and recent eyebrow advert, Sarah Silverman's "fucked Matt Damon" sketch, etcetera. Basically any video that matches the definition.
by Firelovesugar March 18, 2009
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Perverse instantiation

Perverse instantiation came upon the designer of sky net , once the machines started to take over the world.
by Davidsea December 4, 2016
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instain

Apparent misspelling of the word 'insane'.

Originates from the "How is babby formed" Flash cartoon of 2 cavemen discussing how babies are formed.
The cartoon got it's 'text' from a Yahoo Question.
"How is babby formed?
how is babby formed?
how girl get pregnant?

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back?
it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots"
by Wir March 6, 2008
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Instawhore

Generally females in the age group of 12-17 who participate in the social medium which is familiar to hipsters and food fanatics: Instagram. Instawhores compete against each other to take the most revealing photos of themselves. These photos are usually followed-up by numerous amounts of hashtags (such as '#Swag' and '#YOLO').
Jess: Hey Krystal, let's have a competition to see who can take the most amount of pictures of ourselves with barely any clothes on before our accounts get reported.

Krystal: Oh my gosh! That would be so awesome! We're gonna be such Instawhores. YOLO!
by #BrodoSwagginz January 3, 2013
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InstaBitch

A person on Instagram who is only interested in their own follower gain. Usually narcissistic teenage girls who secretly think they'll be the next Kylie Jenner.
Jane: I'm gonna follow this fake whore so she'll follow me, then I'll unfollow her and hope that dumb bitch doesn't find out.

Jane is the example of an Instabitch.
by YoungRichGod April 14, 2016
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Instacrap

This steak looks delicious! I'll post it to Instacrap while it gets cold!
by KyleWasteOfSpace August 17, 2016
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