Fattynomics

The study of Fatty boy's and all things fatty, Opposite of Skinnynomics

"I have a degree in Fattynomics"

"Y'all uneducated folks know nothin bout' Fattynomics shame on you"

by JohnDoe2010101 June 25, 2018

Fattyeater

A very large fat person at the top of the food chain and hierarchy. They need to eat a lot of food, so they tend to eat other fat people so they can live. They are very dangerous, they can be found at walmart, water parks, public shower rooms and mcdonalds. They fight for food, and usually the winner eats the loser. Fateaters can be up to 8 feet tall and are at least 500 pounds, we do not yet know their maximum weight. They can attack by crushing others with their weight, they also bite, and some can swallow you whole.

Oh shit dude thats a big Fattyeater!
There's another one!
Shit, they are fighting, that one just swallowed the other one whole!
The Fattyeater really is a dangerous species.
Ah shit it saw us!
Run!
It's rolling!
It's catching up!
Ahhhh! It's eating me!
Rip bob

by fattyeater August 20, 2018

Fatty Taint Syndrome

Fatty Taint Syndrome, or FTS, is an age related condition which causes the taint to become chaffed and irritated due to physical exertion. FTS shouldn’t be confused with Drooping Balls Syndrome, or DPS, which is caused from the gravitational effect on the scrotum and testicles of aging men, and results in painful episodes of sitting on one’s own balls.

My friend volunteered to referee some basketball games for the Special Olympics and had to be assisted to his car due to extreme pain in his taint. Upon close examination by his Fantasy Football team doctor from the League of Idiots, he was quickly diagnosed with Fatty Taint Syndrome. It sucks getting old with a fatty taint.

by DC Da Monkey March 3, 2019

fatty chaz

the fattet gay boi round he likes snowing everywhere with his flaky skin

you better watch out for that fatty chaz he finger ur ass pretty hard

RIP XXXtenacionXXX

by the realist out here November 5, 2019

Fattus Maximus

One who is massively overweight and uses gym equipment to watch Netflix on the treadmill.

Also sits around and eats KFC all day.

Dude 1:Dude, did you hear that the Reddit user u/GherkinP is a fattus maximus?
Dude 2: yeah, I heard he uses the treadmill to just watch Netflix.

by WellFuckYouToo December 9, 2019

fattag

fattag: a derogatory word to use against heterosexual men or, a group of people called pboobs on instagram

pboobs: wow! look at those fattags..
stranger: whats a fattag
pboobs: you now kys

by byleth !! January 9, 2021

Fattie

To act, or actually be, stupid or dumb or ugly

Holy fuck, hannah is being such a fattie!

by gunnmeister October 31, 2021