Farmer's Cough

The act of transferring phlegmy saliva into a woman's vagina or a male's anus and then swallowing it back.

I farmer's coughed my boyfriend which made me puke and get a shitty taste.
or
That fuckin Asian slut charged me fifty bucks for farmer's coughing her!

by Peppolla September 8, 2009

Faris

She/He likes to slap people's elbows for their own personal enjoyment, they also like to give paper cuts to people who sit close to them in class.

Person 1: Owww, my arm hurts.
Person 2: Were you sitting next to Faris?
Person 1: Yes, he cut me and slapped my elbow.

by HMAR _SLAYER 27 September 15, 2019

farmer

An almost always respectable person, who grows the food that the general public so ungraciously eats. Don't take farmers for granted. Hell, love us. WE FEED YOU PEOPLE!

(Why I am on URBAN dictionary, I have no idea)

Example: My father, the farmer

by The guy whose name you don't know February 8, 2007

farmer browned

To own someone at close range in a first person shooter video game via shotgun.

Oh dammit I just got farmer browned in COD!

by farmerbrown-ed November 23, 2010

Sympathy Farmer

Snowflake generation illness to gain fame or attention.

Looks like genuine grief but without tears and always in public situations.

Performers include Andy Murray, the Brazilian National squad, cheating cricketers and Britain’s Got Talent panelists.

I’m not sure those tears are necessary for minor corrective surgery or whether Andy is a practicing Sympathy Farmer.

by Scamdy-cat May 9, 2019

Fetus Farm

A farm where babies (of all species) grow like cabbage patch kids. Generally most are grown in a certain soil that ensures a lifetime of stupidity. Also known as a "simple" life

"Wow, I got this kitten from the fetus farm and she is a dumb sack of of shit. Still love her tho"
"Aww! This baby came from The Fetus Farm"

by TrashyCatMother January 23, 2020

clam farm

A place where the ratio of women to men is extremely high.

see also: cock farm

Trisha's baby shower was a total clam farm.

by BAMF.com April 8, 2003