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Dumplefuck 

Having sex with a person you normally wouldn't choose to be with because you have no better option.
"Adrian's been striking out all night, if 2am rolls around and the bar closes, he'll have to hook up with that drunk big girl" "Oohh now that's a dumplefuck"

"I bumped into my ex today and she wanted to chat, I really can't stand her but hey....'ya know....dumplefuck"
Dumplefuck by ace789nj September 8, 2014

Dumper Humper 

A homosexual male who enjoys participating in anal intercourse.
My friend Matt loves fucking men. He's a total dumper humper.
Dumper Humper by Well Dunn November 9, 2004

dimple dick 

A lumpy penis that caves in at weird angles, also known as jingle junk.
Sex was uncomfortable with Toddy because he had a big old dimple dick.

Dumplify 

To become short and fat.
Dumplify

Guy 1: Hey that guy has really dumplified over the past year!
Dumplify by megadump December 4, 2011

Phat Dumper 

That chick has a phat dumper.
Phat Dumper by wondab January 17, 2012

Notebook Dumped 

When your girlfriend tells you you are the perfect guy and loves you, but leaves you for her ex that just came out of nowhere after agonizing for a week about how she loves two people, just like in the notebook.
"Hey, where's your girlfriend?" "She's with her ex. I got Notebook Dumped." "Sorry man."
Notebook Dumped by saxman November 11, 2012