Diet Water

The only acceptable beverage allowed to be consumed in 2018. Drinking diet water makes you da realest in yo city, hella rich, and gets you all the hoes 100% guaranteed. The phrase came from trash ass soundcloud rapper, Lil AmountOfCash.

Lame ass nigga: "Aye cuz, I just poured a four!"

Me: "Smh, goofy ass nigga, that's why you ain't got no sauce. You need to be pouring up some diet water!"

by Hugh Gerection The Sixty-Ninth April 23, 2018

Divorce Diet

The diet you go on while you're going through a divorce, resulting in losing excessive amounts of weight due to worrying so much.

Person 1:Man, I lost like 30 pounds this month
Person 2:Divorce Diet?
Person 1:Yeah....

by My parents got divorced. May 27, 2009

Fancy Diet

A diet cola served with a lime.

"Can I start you guys with something to drink?"
"Yeah we need a tea and a Fancy Diet."
"Ok a tea and a Fancy. Got it. Be right back."

by Chuxg November 30, 2013

californian diet

The Californian diet: Consists of going on the sesh 5-7 days a week and getting off your bonce on cocaine in conjunction with going to the local gym to take selfies in the mirror getting in the way of the people who, stupidly, spend their days actually exercising, while uploading them onto Instagram with inspirational posts.

Lyndsey: "Charlotte! How did oh lose 100 pounds in just a week?"
Charlotte: "I've started the Californian diet and I'm loving it"

by ImmaFyouUp February 16, 2017

Whole foods plant based diet

Do you wanna cure your cancer, osteoporosis and be super healthy while you do so? Try the whole foods plant based diet, void of “decaying cooked bovine flesh” and “baby cow growth fluid”. You will live longer, healthier and more fullfilled lives. Try it today, Doctor recomended! *100% not vegan propaganda*

What the health and cowspiracy totally changed my mind about my awful meat eating ways. I got rid of my cancer due to my whole foods plant based diet.

by SaraSleigh February 12, 2018

new york disco diet

When a party girl or drunk girl swallows a cum load after giving a blow job to a man.

That club rat was so skinny she must have been on that New York Disco Diet

by MakeShift September 7, 2007

diet whoopass

A small, but spiteful taste of a can of whoopass.

"If you don't get yo' ass to school, I'm gonna give a sip of diet whoopass!"

by shindogg November 20, 2003