Dylan/Dills

Without Dylan's this world can actually just shrivel up and die. This guy will make u question EVERYTHING about everything. A limitless source of energy and entertainment. His enthusiasm for life boils over and ignites those around him. He is sharp & very sensitive for a guy. A diamond in the rough with a pure heart. Easily offended, but forgives immediately. This dude never forgets but also doesn't hold grudges. He's a family man, connects deeply to his tribe and is a spiritual healer. You feel good and in awe around these boys. They have spark and personality forged before time itself. His stellar goodlooks leave girls weak and guys envious. He is strong, intelligent and caring. An animal lover and activist. Many aspire and fall short of wanting to know or have a Dylan. A natural born leader and sportsman. Yet with little sportsmanship. He never shuts up and when he does you miss it. Finders keepers.

I'm all Dylaned out.
Wow! Really I thought Dylan/Dills was incredible, what a smooth talker.

No! Thise Dylan leadership qualities leave me with little-man syndrome.

by The Noogie June 27, 2019

dilf

chance perez. a contestant on ABC's boyband who is a father to his two year old daughter, Brooklyn. extremely attractive, nice, and an all around daddy. was an emt so dad material. also brings snacks to rehearsal for boyband for everyone.

person 1: ugh that guy is so hot! and he has a kid! such a dilf
person 2: you mean a chance perez?

by kendelq July 30, 2017

DILF

Acronym for 'Dad I'd like to fuck'

Male version of MILF

'Oh wow, Robert Downey Jr is such a DILF'

'I hear you sister'

by Tstark3000 May 2, 2019

Dilford

tall, skinny, white girl that thinks shes better at beer pong then most men, but in reality shes only better then the average farmer. Dilfords are also extremely attractive and have a crucial effect on the males mind.

My farmer friend and I were playing Dilford in Beer Pong and the only reason I lost was because Dilford is better then my partner :/

by Kneesplease May 20, 2011

wikkid dilds

dilds dildos that happen to be wikkid

d00d dem b sum wikked dilds j00 got there! lemme stick sum up mah butt!

by filthypoosnatch December 5, 2004

dilf energy

a 6’2 commie with lesbian music taste and a pink beard

nah man, hes a 6’2” communist listening to fiona apple and he has a pink beard. that radiates dilf energy.

by addrrall May 14, 2021

dilf

a penis the size of a nipple

yours! you have a dilf you dilflet!!!!!!!!!

by divnep May 11, 2008