Cucumber Tits

When one's breasts are shaped like Cucumbers. They are long, hard, and green. I want to put them on a sandwich. Or In a salad. Yum.

Hey Zack! NICE CUCUMBER TITS!
"Thanks"

by McGee-Unit April 6, 2004

cool as a cucumber

Someone with a normal temperature, ie, not a fever.

Kid: "I think I might have a fever... I'm really feeling sick."
Kid's mom: "Let me feel your forehead." (pause) "Nope, cool as a cucumber."

by bandcampgirl183 October 23, 2005

cucumber

Masturbation, Jacking off, Touching oneself for pleasure, Inserting (a) finger/s in your pussy/ass, Playing with yo' self, Massaging your tits/pussy.

When did you last cucumber?
She cucumbers.
Yo, dude! Watch this, it makes you want to cucumber.

by mamamamamma May 23, 2008

cucumber melons

titty fucking

look at the melons on that one i think im going to give her a dirty sanchez then give her cucumber melons

by marine21 May 14, 2003

CUCUY

"EL CUCUY" is the mexican boogeyman who raids WWW.HOUSTON-IMPORTS.COM forums in search of new victims

Hatchcutie> you better watch out, the cucuy is gonna get you!!!

by EL CUCUY January 21, 2005

Beef Cucumber

n. The male anatomy.

"I tried to give her the beef cucumber, but her bacon trench was all dried out and full of sand."

by B.LAM February 1, 2009

cucumber sandwich

1. The poshest food you could ever eat. Especially if eaten with mayonniaise and a cup of tea, and followed by a scone with jam and cream.

Usually enjoyed by people living in London, especially near Windsor.

2. An insulting name for a posh person

3. For a man to cum on another mans ass them rub their ass cheeks againt theirs thus spreading the cum up and between both pairs of cheeks.

1. "oooh Godphrey! I think i'll enjoy a nice cucumber sandwich and a small cup of Earl Grey with lemon! Tish Tosh."

2. "You can't eat ice-cream with a fork!!!... U fucking cucumber sandwich!"

3. "Me and my gay lover were going through a sexual rut, so we decided to try a cucumber sandwich"

by DiamondSerpant March 30, 2007