cobblers

It means something is utterly terrible

Simon "I got a D in Maths"
Trevor "Absolute cobblers Simon!"

by mikewhite February 8, 2019

cobble stomp

Sexualised placement of one or more feet into a cobbler, usually peach. Often clothed in a single sock the stomper will move the foot about attempting to get the more fluid material to pass up and between the toes. The cobble soiled socks fetch a premium from the right wearer.

That Onizuka chap offered to pay me handsomely for some basic cobble stomp photos, dude didn't even want me to cry during it.

by Maximus Polokov April 16, 2019

cobbledink

An asshole who thinks they gets to decide what their nickname will be. Not a term of endearment, used for people who you have to stay friends with but don't want to.

Girl 1: Hey isn't that Eric over there? Go say hi!
Girl 2: Nah he's such a cobbledink, if I wasn't friends with Annie he'd be out.

by Amaranthae May 28, 2019

Chubble

The name for the extra chin on a fat person.

“Hey Bill, you got some cheese hanging from your chubble.”

by Sb2bowl June 29, 2019

cumblender

Instagram account.
Sampampapi came up with the name

"Who's that?" "You don't know him? That's cumblender!" "Damn he do be looking cute tho"

by Cumblender January 29, 2020

Cobble Squash

When you shit the bed and a fat girl cums along and sits on it

Last nights cobble squash had me shook...... That much cheek but no squash ?/Like tf/?

by Bigboi2312 November 6, 2019

Cobbleshaggydam

The feeling of getting onto a tube after rave when people are on their way to work and you’re still pretty fucked

“God I felt so cobbleshaggydam when we were on the tube this morning”

by lettle April 16, 2020