crotch face 

some one with a head in place of their genitals.

Kevin: hey have you seen the big bad wolf music video?

Drew: no, why?

Kevin: The people in the video all have crotch faces!

Drew: wtf is a crotch face?

Kevin: gotta watch the video bro

crotch face by greenturns2black December 5, 2011

Crotch master

A person whose really great at giving head, fingering the coochie

Oh I love my boyfriend he’s a real crotch master.

Crotch master by Crotch Master1267 January 19, 2019

crotch crouton 

Vaginal discharge, which has dried and encrusted to the male or female genitalia post intercourse.

It really hurt when I peeled off that crotch crouton this morning.

crotch crouton by Sparf-meef May 18, 2007

crotch castle 

a crotch castle is when you get out of the lake or river or ocean and you have a ton of sand in your swimsuit.

"After swimming i had a huge crotch castle"

crotch castle by Allie April 24, 2005

Crotch Pheasant 

An annoying drunk douche bag at the bar who repeatedly stalks, irritates, and unsuccessfully tries to hit on or make small talk with women with the intent to hopefully get laid

Hey beautiful, what's your name?

Beat it crotch pheasant!
Damn Jenny, that crotch pheasant was trying to get at my bird seed. Do I look like a bird feeder or what?

Crotch Pheasant by Bee's Knees! July 5, 2010

crotch rocket

A rocket with two wheels, one of which is often not on the ground due to high power/weight ratio, that you straddle and zoom all around slow moving boxes on wheels.

Suzuki Gixxer 750, Gixxer 1000, Honda CBR 929 RR, Yamaha R1, Ninja, Hayabusa

crotch rocket by zoom zoom September 1, 2004

crotch crickets 

slang for crabs, lice in the pubic area

Justin has crotch crickets.

crotch crickets by AK-85 April 22, 2006