conservative

A production of America's traditions and a lot failures. Conservatives are for the country but often not what's best. It's a selfish bid, 'an every man for themselves,' way of thinking. Conservatives seem to forget without the working class, there is no economy. They waste time basing liberals, most not knowing the meaning of the word.

The bill of rights is a product of liberalism. Are you going to bash that?

Look, a conservative! A Faggot! Burn him! Burn her! Libtards will diiieeee! Cause 'Murica. Dip snuff, get disgustingly fat, and rub my ass over the world.

by Fair Scholar 6969 August 9, 2017

Conservative

Another name for a Racist Bigot

Dave was a Conservative

by FHSFLSKHFQENRFJ April 2, 2020

conservative

In a nutshell, the belief that (insert country here) is an upstanding and righteous nation, that less government is more freedom, and that people should be held entirely responsible for their finances and actions, even to the point of death or poverty. See also people the Urban Dictionary editors can't stand.

Or in a non-political context, it just means "not a lot".

Be conservative with your bullets; we don't have many to spare!

by Treima May 17, 2006

conservative

You must be this in order to marry. Because only if you are conservative, you understand what marriage means. No boys with boys.

It's Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve. Be conservative!

It's Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve. Be conservative!

by CaseyWroteThis July 19, 2009

Closet Conservative

Somebody who is kinda conservative but afraid to tell people because they are surrounded by a liberal majority that seems loud and scary because of that one time that SUPER conservative guy voiced his absolutely idiotic beliefs and was hated by everyone who wasn't scared of him shooting the place up or of the few who agreed.

Friend 1: Ya know insert name here?

Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: Ya know how they always get quiet when we talk about politics?
Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: I totally think they're a closet conservative.
Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: Yeah.

by Imwy June 19, 2017

Conservative

Basically just some pro-life lgbtphobic retards

If you're a conservative, I'd ask you politely to get your ass out of this room.

by Warrior cats August 15, 2018

Fiscally conservative

When one tells forgets his/her wallet and tells you that they will buy you dinner to pay you back on condition that it's the exact same amount or less than you originally paid.

(original origin.... Timmins, now the nations Capital

Hey are you going to buy me dinner. Sure as long as it's worth the same as a coffee and bagel.

by Pat September 9, 2004