Cankles

And ankle you get from eating too much cake.
cake + ankles = cankles.

It look like the ankle doesn't exist, it's just more calf.

"She ate so much cake, she got cankles!"

by BobbyPlaya July 26, 2009

Cockley

1. One that has a lot of balls; A person who shows his/her goods with no shame. This type of person can either come off as annoying or hilarious to some.

2. Posting random or extremely disturbing comments, kind of like a troll but for amusement on both parts.

Person A: "Ok guys lets talk about Glee now."
Person B: "GLEE IS FUCKING GAY, SHUT YOUR COCKLEY WHORISH MOUTH!"

Person A: "Well, if I HAD actually made a porno, I wouldn't consider myself to be a human anymore."
Person B: "That was a real cockley thing to say."

by testriffic July 17, 2010

Cooklet

(Proper Noun) A slang term used for a short blond girl who likes to give away toxic chemicals without discrimination.

Did you pick up the supplies for my meth lab?

Nah bro, but I've got a Cooklet taking care of it for me.

by Neckpuncher November 12, 2010

Conkeled

When a cougar drinks too much wine in hopes of attracting younger men

"I was almost conkeled last night when this cougar followed me home from the bar, but luckily she threw up in my yard instead"

by Sneeze Lady August 4, 2017

Cockle

It's the name of the act of holding your own/partners erect penis with a tight grip just beneath the shaft, then proceeding with a hard smack with your palm right on the head of the penis.

I gave my bro the most gruesome cockle.

by Mosseman October 25, 2018

Cockled

The act of gargling on a cock.

He said something funny so I cockled with him deep down my throat.

by Ramboozled February 27, 2020

Chonklesburg

The place your fat cat was born

“He comes from Chonklesburg. For he is chonky”

by Wilfred Adalson July 31, 2021