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Mythical marsupial that has been known to give blowjobs for pickle jobs.
"I just had this weird marsupial offer to blow me for a pickle shot."

"Yeah right, I know that the Josh Beaty doesn't exist."
by Sneeze Lady October 27, 2013

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When a cougar drinks too much wine in hopes of attracting younger men
"I was almost conkeled last night when this cougar followed me home from the bar, but luckily she threw up in my yard instead"
by Sneeze Lady August 04, 2017

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