Conkeled 

When a cougar drinks too much wine in hopes of attracting younger men

"I was almost conkeled last night when this cougar followed me home from the bar, but luckily she threw up in my yard instead"

Conkeled by Sneeze Lady August 4, 2017

conkeed 

The dumbass version of concede. Well known as what FlightLReacts says when an opponent quits a game

“Yeah conkeed the game betch”

conkeed by shiftyshifty February 24, 2020

Conkered 

When you're at a party and you feel really energetic when you have only had a few drinks, you're a bit tipsy and light headed but completely wasted.

In that confident and happy state.

Not to be confused with wankered which is when you are completely shit faced.

Another word for tipsy.

"I'm completely conkered!"
"But mate, you've only had two drinks?"
"I know!"

Conkered by DavidWood95 October 31, 2011

Conkey(Con-key)adj / Conkeyed ( Con-keyed)adj 

Conkeyed is to bring to an end abruptly, e.g. hanging up on someone, ending argument with final word. To put a stop to a situation by force.

"Conkey(Con-key)adj / Conkeyed ( Con-keyed)adj"

Someone hangs up on you , friend replies , "dude you just got conkeyed."

Conkey(Con-key)adj / Conkeyed ( Con-keyed)adj by deelogic September 13, 2013