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When a cougar drinks too much wine in hopes of attracting younger men
"I was almost conkeled last night when this cougar followed me home from the bar, but luckily she threw up in my yard instead"
by Sneeze Lady August 04, 2017
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Jul 1 Word of the Day
sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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