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When a cougar drinks too much wine in hopes of attracting younger men
"I was almost conkeled last night when this cougar followed me home from the bar, but luckily she threw up in my yard instead"
by Sneeze Lady August 04, 2017
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Aug 9 Word of the Day
A term coined by Terrson to represent a form of Jenga where one removes an article of clothing whenever the tower falls.
It was a fearsome sight indeed after the tower fell for the last time, after that, strip jenga was forever banned in the lounge.

<Terrson> My name shall not go down in history as the guy who codified Strip Jenga.
Guess again, Terrson.
by OmniBot August 05, 2008
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