birthworm

one of the worst slurs you can ridicule someone to. refers to a fetus passing through the birth canal aka vag; which is quite disgusting, but worse, a giant worm. a giant BIRTH worm. these people are also known to be among the best scammers. few people have been given this humiliating title.

Bor-shit: Fuck off lizard, you stupid bird, you nushe, FOUR EYES, and frankenstein, you piece a shit. HAHA! *annoying laughs and point of fingers*

Any of the above people: stfu u birthworm.

Bor-shit the birthworm: oh uhhh... shitttt...

birthworm by Lizard King, esq January 6, 2011

Birthday Time 

Noun. Everybody knows their birthday, but there is exists an event called Birthday Time (coined by Ryan Nguyen).

This event occurs twice a day, everyday and is unique to each person's birthday, i.e. 2:16 am is Ryan's birthday time because he was born on the 16th of February.

You celebrate somebody's birthday time by shouting "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIME!" and singing the following Birthday Time Haiku (written by Ryan Nguyen):

Be really happy
Because it is your birthday
But just one minute

Birthday times are especially special when it turns someone's birthday time on their actual birthday day. In these cases, you should sing the birthday time haiku with extra enthusiasm and make sure to remind the recipient that this moment only occurs twice a year to make them feel even more special.

Remember, you only have one minute.

Example 1:
Ryan: "Damn, I should get to bed, its already past my birthday time and I have 8 am class tomorrow..."

Person: "Meh, you've still got time. At least its not pi time yet."

Example 2:
Ryan: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIIIME!!!"

Person: "what the fu--?"

Ryan: "Be really happy! Because it is your birthday! BUT JUST ONE MINUTE!! yaaay :D"

Person: "Thanks?"

Birthday Time by rynguy December 28, 2012

BIRTHDANK 

🔥 A STONER version of BIRTHDAY

🔥 A celebration of when you first try

anything DANK

🔥 Happy BIRTHDANK ..man

BIRTHDANK by ClassicRonnie July 29, 2019

ashley birch

A blond girl that is average in height. She doesn't brush her teeth and loves to chew on her own toe jam. She's also a stalker.

"that person is a real ashley birch"

ashley birch by duck kid January 18, 2018

John Birch Crazy 

The Political Act of spouting crazy Far Right wing Rhetoric and conspiracy theories on par with what the John Birch Society says.
Conspiracy theories about there being a War on Christmas, that Global Warming is Socialist Conspiracy to redistribute wealth, and that fluoride in the water is a communist plot are just a few examples.

Did you see that Tea Part spokesman go on about Global Warming being a Hoax to redistribute wealth? Yeah, he's John Birch Crazy.

John Birch Crazy by Libertatis October 2, 2013

gay birthday 

The day one come's out of the closet. A celebrated occasion as it marks the date that one truly starts living.

Friend 1: Why is Sam parading around saying it's their birthday? I thought that was in August...
Friend 2: Naw, four years ago today is when Sam was gay born. It's their gay birthday.

gay birthday by p.spice May 11, 2016

Birthclipseday 

When a solar eclipse falls on a birthday. For example, the full eclipse that took place on August 21st, 2017, was a birthclipseday for peeps who were born on August 21st.

My daughter's birthday on August 21st aligned with the full solar eclipse on the same day, so we celebrated with a Birthclipseday cake and a bottle of bubbly.

Birthclipseday by MichRanch August 21, 2017