dust my broom

Kiss my Ass

Gimme the car keys dad. Dust my broom boy.

by J Rdog August 5, 2008

basooms

boobs you idiot.

"ha! basooms!"

by lauren September 2, 2003

Broomer

Someone who performs a task in the hardest way possible ; Someone incapable of doing something in a logical manner ; Someone who uses a broom and calls it "brooming"

She's using a fork to serve the sauce? She's such a broomer!

by TheOriginalBlorph October 21, 2008

purple-headed woom broom

see penis or joystick

I did a bit of spring cleaning last night....with my purple-headed woom broom.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

broomstick

A skinny girl with bushy hair that would look like a broomstick if u turned her upside down AKA sylvia.

damn dat gurl so skinny n her hair is never done. She's a Broomstick!!

by Coolerz October 19, 2007

Baroon

The phrase that Donkey King yells as he plummets to his death or is killed by an enemy.

BAROON!

by Nintendian777 November 18, 2011

Broom Ball

The greatest way to piss of an RA, next to shitting on the floor. Usually played in the halls of a dorm. Its similar to hockey. There are two goals (tipped over long trash cans, worth one point) and one bonus goal (a square recycling bin standing up, worth two points). There are five people per team, one goalie (janitor) and four others (sweepers). Teams are defined by the color speedo they wear. The object of the game is to get a small beach ball (the urinal cake) into one of the goals, using traditional brooms. Penalties result in the loss of a key and if you lose two keys you are out of the game. The only team currently recognized by ABBAMA (American Broom Ball Association of Michigan of America)is at the University of Michigan's Summer Dive Camp.

Derek: "Man how can we piss Trisha off tonight?"
Ed: "I know, Broom Ball"
Derek: "Totally, let's go steal a ton of brooms and shit."

by thatdude21 January 12, 2009