Broomer

When somebody beheads themself and attaches it onto a wooden shaft and uses it as a broom.

My friend turned himself into a Broomer but at least his house is clean.

by The Bradinator December 11, 2010

broomer

n. Canadian term for the ice-curling "athlete" who uses his broom to mark where the stone-shooter should stand but never sweeps or sweats. Thus a broomer is any lazy individual.

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Hurry hard! Split the rings and ice their broomer!

by gnostic 1 July 21, 2012

broomer

slang for a witch.derived from this quote:
"Women are Angels and when someone breaks our wings....we simply continue to fly.........on a broomstick... We are flexible..." author unknown.

I had this relationship. things started out real good and she turned into a real broomer.

by mar'scorpio February 3, 2010

Broomer

A person who is born around the 1960's who does not fit in the exact age bracket of Boomer or Generation X. They show traits of both generations and are the majority of people in power of corporate enterprises, managerial and executive positions including those in politics. In regards to all the Boomers still in power, Broomers are closely leading up behind, - taking over their jobs, occupations – sweeping them out of the way; hence the phrase “Broomer”.

“They are such Broomers in the way they’re taking all the Baby-Boomer’s jobs.”

by razormind May 23, 2020

Broomer

A boomer with broom like hair

Broomer: Bullying me is so boring
Bully 1: Not as boring as you
Broomer: I'm not boring
Bully 2: Ok broomer

by Blöb blöb September 26, 2021

Broomer

Someone who performs a task in the hardest way possible ; Someone incapable of doing something in a logical manner ; Someone who uses a broom and calls it "brooming"

She's using a fork to serve the sauce? She's such a broomer!

by TheOriginalBlorph October 21, 2008

Broomer

An individual who spends all their money on a game that their bad at.
Includes: DLC’s, skins, operators/characters, anything that is paid with money!

Broomer: Hey, I bought a skin on COD for $20. It’s so sick!

Friend 1: But why? You play so bad, you can’t aim!
Friend 2: He’s a “Broomer” don’t mind him!

by Doniik June 26, 2021