broomer

n. Canadian term for the ice-curling "athlete" who uses his broom to mark where the stone-shooter should stand but never sweeps or sweats. Thus a broomer is any lazy individual.

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Hurry hard! Split the rings and ice their broomer!
by gnostic 1 July 18, 2012
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slang for a witch.derived from this quote:
"Women are Angels and when someone breaks our wings....we simply continue to fly.........on a broomstick... We are flexible..." author unknown.
I had this relationship. things started out real good and she turned into a real broomer.
by mar'scorpio February 03, 2010
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A broomer is an excessive drug user, who will use drugs in the public if he/she wants. They will go through drastic measures for the thrill of a drug, such as crushing up T3's, or perks.
Oh my God, look at that girl, she's a total broomer!
by Crystam August 15, 2007
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When somebody beheads themself and attaches it onto a wooden shaft and uses it as a broom.
My friend turned himself into a Broomer but at least his house is clean.
by The Bradinator December 10, 2010
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A person who is born around the 1960's who does not fit in the exact age bracket of Boomer or Generation X. They show traits of both generations and are the majority of people in power of corporate enterprises, managerial and executive positions including those in politics. In regards to all the Boomers still in power, Broomers are closely leading up behind, - taking over their jobs, occupations – sweeping them out of the way; hence the phrase “Broomer”.
“They are such Broomers in the way they’re taking all the Baby-Boomer’s jobs.”
by razormind May 24, 2020
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A boomer with broom like hair
Broomer: Bullying me is so boring
Bully 1: Not as boring as you
Broomer: I'm not boring
Bully 2: Ok broomer
by Blöb blöb September 26, 2021
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Someone who performs a task in the hardest way possible ; Someone incapable of doing something in a logical manner ; Someone who uses a broom and calls it "brooming"
She's using a fork to serve the sauce? She's such a broomer!
by TheOriginalBlorph September 06, 2008
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