fuck a b it has more holes 

Slang. Whenever someone says fuckin a it’s funny to say fuck a b it has more holes!

Fuckin a man! Fuck a b it has more holes! What do ya mean? Well aren’t there 2 holes in a b instead of one in a?

fuck a b it has more holes by B-rizzle February 27, 2019

Fuck a pigeon 

When shit’s hitting the fan but you couldn’t be bothered

“Hey Josh, I slept with my mom’s boyfriend last night!”
“Jim, in time’s like these you just gotta say fuck a pigeon and go with the punches”

Fuck a pigeon by Jimmy’sNut’s October 26, 2019

Fuck a Friend eve 

Fuck-a-Friend Eve is the day before National Fuck a Friend day, widely considered to be April the 9th. On this day, two best friends can prepare themselves for the day to come, possibly by engaging in sexual activities.

"Hey, it's Fuck a Friend Day tomorrow, so that means it's Fuck a Friend Eve today, do you wanna get warmed up?"
"Sure!"

Fuck a Friend eve by schnörniboi05 March 30, 2021

Birds Of a Feather Fuck Together 

Another phrase used to describe the acts of incest.

Two birds of a feather fuck together.

Birds Of a Feather Fuck Together by Nigga Cheetos August 30, 2020

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck

A song sung to the tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck,
Screw a kangaroo!
69 a porcupine,
An orgy at the zoo!

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck by MinecraftBloke123 June 16, 2023

fuck a midget

An exclamation of various things, these being anger, surprise, humility, embarrassment, etc.

"Dude! You failed your math test!"

"fuck a midget! I studied so hard for that test! Damn. I was too busy staring at Miss Havishams boobs."

fuck a midget by THIS_IS_MARTA March 9, 2009

take a flying fuck 

An infinitely more complicated and interesting way to tell someone to fuck off.

"He asked if he could bang my sister, and I told him to take a flying fuck at the moon!"

take a flying fuck by Midnight Assassin March 1, 2016