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Love of your life

The love that never separates from your soul. Not after change, heart aches, or even time. The memory of your time together warms your heart & even when its over you still remember it as one of the best times of your life. It reminds you of adventure and magic. Its the love that forever changed you as a person. Now this is often mistaken for a soul mate ,but often that is far from the truth. People Come & go in your life to lead you to where you need to go. To find your Soul Mate, & your own peace with the world
I might be the Love of your life just not my soul mate.
Love of your life by Kitty forman October 18, 2018
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My Ordinary Life 

One of the best songs in existence, written by The Living Tombstone. It has a techy beat and it's very fun to listen to if you want to dance or something idk I'm not gonna tell you how to live your life or something shut up stop judging me I CAN FEEL YOU JUDGING ME BE QUIET I'M SERIOUS STOP
Person 1: I like the song "My Ordinary Life!"
Me: SHUT UP WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP I LIKE THAT SONG TOO WILL YOU QUIT JUDGING ME
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Worst manicure experience of my life! 

Used to mock someone who is complaining about something that is of little or no importance, showing them that you do not care.
Person 1: I can't believe she got invited to the party before me!
Person 2: Yeah I know, worst manicure experience of my life!
Person 1: Ugh.

Second Life 

The key and final element to the prophecies of the end of the world.

Following the arrival on earth of the Antichrist, an evil political, military leader (The election of George W. Bush) came the Tribulation, a seven year interval of great suffering and death (The war in Iraq). Undoubtedly connected to this chain of events came the horrendous natural disasters of Hurricane Katrina and the breaking of the levees of New Orleans in 2005 and the winter storm of 2006. Now we sit on the horizon of the The war of Armageddon - a massive battle in Israel as Ahmadinejad sets his sights on the elimination of the state of Israel.

As it has been foretold, it is happening now!!!!

Nerds have begun to escape this world. This sick, sad, and pathetic world of confusion, hate, and turmoil. They have found their sanctuary online, in cyber-space; the cyber-gate to HEAVEN! Together, they build and prepare the New World for the second coming of Jesus Christ as He would want it. Full of trannies, casinos, fat people talking dirty to eachother, and everybody flying around being gay. The second coming of Christ marks The Rapture - where Nerds who have been born again will rise into the sky towards Jesus.

Sign up while you still can... OR BE DAMNED!!!!!!!!!!
Normal Person: Hey... look Dave... I'm only telling you this because I'm concerned for you. I think you need to quit the Second Life and pay a little more attention to your wife and kids. She told me in confidence that she's thinking about leaving you...

Dave: I HAVE BEEN SAVED!!!!!!!!!!! AS SHE SHUNS ME SHE HATH SO SHUNNED THE MYSTERIOUS WORKINGS OF GOD AND HIS SON JESUS CHRIST!!!!

Normal Person: Dude... Get some help. Please.
Second Life by JimChach January 6, 2009

Half Life 2 

What cow shit is to roses.
Half Life 2 by This game blows/ March 30, 2005

Jaws of life 

When a person giving a blow job bites down on the receiver's penis. After clamping down, the biter may or may not let go until the penis is hanging by a thread or even completely detached.
Holy shit! I came as soon as I heard. Are you ok?
No I'm not fucking ok! I'm in the fucking hospital with a sewn-on dick! I was receiving the best blow job of my life last night when the bitch gave me the jaws of life! AHHHH!
Jaws of life by Grim_Gym January 6, 2009

High on Life 

1) The feeling of contempt with the overall pleasures of life.

2) The act of lighting/burning life cereal into a bong or pipe with the intent to inhale the smoke.
1)

When I have sex I just feel high on life.

2)

Tim: Do you know what ever happened to Mikey?

Tom: I heard he OD when getting high on life.
High on Life by xxfoolxx September 29, 2012