sucktex 

A vortex of suck. When problems accumulate exponentially, drawing you down into a spiral of suck from which escape is difficult.

"Seeing Sting and his band at Dodger's stadium, waiting in a mile long line for beer, sitting next to a stinky guy and then fighting in the parking lot over who has been waiting longer, it's like a vortex of suck, a sucktex." or "I wanted to get a quick hot dog at this awesome place on 5th and Vine, but I was drawn into a total sucktex of construction and pigs everywhere, so it ended up being far from quick."

Other Examples: Iraq, DMV, LAX

sucktex by Miss Robot July 30, 2007

suckamahwang 

To under go oral sex against you own will. Also can be use as insult towards others.

Judy called me a bitch so i told her to suckamahwang!

suckamahwang by Chris McDaniel April 3, 2008

Suckypooters

Something that a retarded teacher would say. Suckypooters is a term used for when something sucks. Sucky is translated into sucks. Pooter(s) can be translated into many different things.
1) Vagina


2) Bunghole

3) Asscrack

4) Fat, old, saggy boobies.

5) A really fat chick.


So when somebody says, that is suckypooters! it can mean many different things. But mostly, it sucks a big fat asshole, and is very easy to suck turds out of because it is so gaping.

Bobby!, your so fucking suckypooters at spanish. This is a commonly used phrase used by Mrs. Reed.

or God damn! i would suck that pooter all night long. But i would have to shower shortly after, due to the diareah flowing down my face.

Suckypooters by Dr. fucking amazing March 3, 2009

suckaroodypastatootie 

a form of being or acting as a retard

You are acting like a suckaroodypastatootie right now.

suckaroodypastatootie by tiny tim taylor April 12, 2009

sucksceptible 

adjective - a word describing the lowering of homosexual inhibitions of a heterosexual male with the consumption of alcohol.

"Last night, after eight beers, Mark was more sucksceptible to my advances."

sucksceptible by Zhavier March 17, 2010

[suckuppery] 

noun-the fine art of sucking up to another, especially an authority figure

Kevin had perfected his skills of suckuppery by complimenting his hostile teacher and was able to get out of detention.

[suckuppery] by teachergal10 June 13, 2010

Sucka_Punch 

The most studly alpha male in the entire kingdom. His combination of wit and strength allow for him to take charge of any situation. He shows a strong interest in the feline persuasion and is himself the preferred flavour of Kittykat_87. She is an endangered species so if you go near her you will be punched!

Sucka_Punch fears nothing!!!

Sucka_Punch by luvr_hater August 10, 2010