sucktex 

A vortex of suck. When problems accumulate exponentially, drawing you down into a spiral of suck from which escape is difficult.

"Seeing Sting and his band at Dodger's stadium, waiting in a mile long line for beer, sitting next to a stinky guy and then fighting in the parking lot over who has been waiting longer, it's like a vortex of suck, a sucktex." or "I wanted to get a quick hot dog at this awesome place on 5th and Vine, but I was drawn into a total sucktex of construction and pigs everywhere, so it ended up being far from quick."

Other Examples: Iraq, DMV, LAX

sucktex by Miss Robot July 30, 2007

sucksex 

one who is successful (yes it is a pun) in getting oral pleasure.

you were SUCCESSFUL in being sucksexful..damn nejroid how much head you get tonight

sucksex by NTB October 22, 2004

sucksex 

sex of an oral nature. enough said!

He was given sucksex by the woman in his life.

sucksex by enjoymint May 26, 2009

Sucksexful 

Used by Bill Kaulitz from the hit German band "Tokio Hotel" in a recent magazine interview. He says it this way because of his German accent.

Bill Kaulitz puts the "sex" in sucksexful.

Sucksexful by Pink Pornstar October 8, 2008

Sucksex 

When you use your mouth for oral. sexual favours. Sucking can be used for fucking. The tongue can penetrate a vagina and simulate sex. Those methods can be successful.

I used my tongue to fuck my girlfriend’s pussy and she calls it sucksex! I feel successful when I do sucksex. Sex is more then just penis and vaginal sex. Sucking is just as powerful as penetration.

Sucksex by Chastity Queen June 6, 2022