dick gnat

An annoying girl or groupie who is constanly "buzzing arounnd" band members. Similar to those little gnats that buzz around the genitals of dogs.

Man, that girl is at every single one of our shows. She is such a dick gnat!

by JC95 September 28, 2008

dick leakage

(n.) the white, sticky substance that drips from the tip of an unerect penis, shortly after a quickie. (Spoolage)

S: "Whats the wet mark on your shorts dude?"
C: "Sorry dude, I just had a quickie with J and that's my dick leakage."

by CerSer September 30, 2008

dick drill

The most powerful mining drill on the planet of Earth

Guy 1: *wipes forehead* Phew! This mining sure is hard work!

Guy 2: *whips out dick drill* VROOOOOOOOOOOOMMM

by Tedu53 December 16, 2008

dick spammer

someone who talks shit over the internet and you will never see them

guy 1: " i'll beat your ass".

guy 2: " dude your such a dick spammer, shut up"

by nightmare892 December 26, 2008

dick-on-a-stick

a very polished and elegant jerk boy who is very stiff and awkward as well. usually, but not nessecarily rich.

tom: he's so annoying!
john: he's a real dick-on-a-stick!
tom: ya got that right!

by princessxxaixx February 16, 2009

Dick Dodge

When a person is trying to avoid having sex with another.

Lacy's over there talking with her ex; he's been trying to get some "alone time" with her for the last hour, but so far she's successfully dick dodged him.

by AcalaRae March 8, 2009

Dick Crush

When a gay man has a crush on a straight man, or when a gay man's lover thinks he has a crush on a straight man.

"I can't hang out with you any more Angelo, Vic thinks I have a dick crush on you."

"Dude Mitch totally has a dick crush on you."

by SIDthug September 26, 2009