Lumpy Wonka

When you do a shit and its only half ready so there's still lumps in it and it's all weird looking and hard to poop out.

"Aye Alex, why are you takin' so long in the shitter?"

"Soz Jack bro it's a lumpy wonka"

"ok don't worry cha feel brah"

by Lumpy Wonkas March 28, 2015

Willy Wonka's chocolate factory

Okay lets say yo gurl on top right? An she bouncin on you pretty hard like she enjoyin you enjoyin yalls havin a good time right?
Well let's say you ate beans something that fucked up yo stomach..
She bouncing on you and riding on you and YOU FEEL IT COMING. AND IT AINT JIZZ.
You look her in the eye bout to tell her to hop off quick and you fart loud as shit.
Then it shoots onto the walls behind her.

Dude. I was hitting that hoe last night and Willy wonka's chocolate factory visited her walls...

by JAX420 July 25, 2017

Wet Wonka

Like a Wet Willy but you stick you wet finger up their nose instead of their ear.

Just gave Sally a nice wet Wonka. Came out with a couple boogies.

by Bottombassbeatz May 26, 2019

cock wonk

Cock wonk is when a cock is bent or wonky.

‘You should see the cock wonk on this guy I’m seeing ‘

by Minx13s August 30, 2019

Saint wonk

When a zoot has some wonk to it

Wheeyyy ya dickhead, your zoots got saint wonk

by Saint Dawgy Dawg April 7, 2021

Willy "Wonka" Kiketel

Pn. Founder of the circus that is known as the assthority and the biggest stooge on all of Discord and an unlifed gay larper that no one likes as well as a certified pedophile and a nazi that DM advertises constantly and nuked tons of servers just to gain members

Me: Is Willy "Wonka" Kiketel even still relevant?

Someone: He's still around, his server is now called The Keitelist Authority (TKA)

Me: Holy shit imagine having your server be split so many times you actually have to specify which is the original

by MistressChing February 14, 2023

Willy Wonkas Threeway

When two male midgets have sex with a taller girl. preferably 6ft plus.

The midgets and the WNBA player went to the hotel room and had a Willy Wonkas Threeway

by sexmaster89 April 4, 2023