Chain wanking

Similar to chain smoking except it is having one wank after another, usually practised by teenage boys with internet access in their bedroom

A mother will shout up the stairs to her son "get up it is 2pm" and the boys father will tell her "leave the boy alone, he is chain wanking"

by Kendo Bazoo November 14, 2009

A walking erection

Meaning that your always turned on.

Josh's dick (during a regular car ride) : Ohhhh heyyyyyyyy!!!
Josh says: I'm like a walking erection..

by Minediie November 29, 2017

wanking

British slang term, used to describe masturbation. Much like American version known ass "Jerking off".

My girlfriend's name is M.C. Menses and her flow be fresh, so I'm wanking ALL day

by Alex Almendrades January 18, 2005

walking the dog

The act of self gratification through manual hand labor.

Sorry guys, I have to go home and walk the dog.

by joe January 19, 2004

Walking1k

Term widely used by Verizon Wireless employees to denote a person with a poor/derrogatory credit rating. In most cases these potential customers are required to put $1000 or "1K" down as a deposit in order to sign up for service. Evidence of these customers low socio-economic status is easily noticed due to their lack of hygiene, common sense, people skills, and literacy.

"As expeceted, that drunken clown was a Walking1k."

"Gee Steve, I wonder if that man in the soiled sweatpants is going to be a Walking1k."

by Rassara July 30, 2008

The Walking Dead

An American TV show airing on the cable television channel AMC. The show is loosely based around The Walking Dead comic book series made by Robert Kirkman. The show follows a group of militant homosexuals trying to survive the Ogre apocalypse.

The Walking Dead has received many positive reviews and is known for it's intensity.

by Mormon Fetus December 2, 2014

walking sex

someone who is really cool and/or attractive

Whoa, lookin' good today, Emily. You're walking sex!

by Abby14293 March 16, 2009