Tactical Nuke

When the Arab kid on your bus threatens to eat your family

Mom: How was your ride home sweetie?
Son: I got hit with a tactical nuke don't talk about it

by O H P A P A December 4, 2019

Tactical Abortion

Tactical abortion is when a pregnant women falls face first into the ground and smashing the baby

My pregnant wife fell face first into the ground and had a tactical abortion. I was a witness

by Fat bag May 26, 2021

Tactical spoon

He is a tactical spoon, used in ww2

. If you throw you becum very susi

Sponsored by susi impasta potion

Tactical spoon

by Arnelio zodynelis February 2, 2022

The Tactical 5

retarded variation of tactical two

The Tactical 5 takes more than twice as long

by slowing roll May 26, 2013

Taticaly Sitting

1. The act of sitting in the dark and waiting to jump and scare someone.

2. To camp your ass of in a video game

1. John:Where did you come from?

Bill: I was taticaly sitting in the corner.

2. Gamer: Hey!, you're such a camper.

Gamer: No, I was just taticaly sitting.

by That Guy Behind You February 22, 2011

tectical

A cross between your a dumb ass and tactical

Hi I'm a dumb ass who wants to do something stealthy or tectical

by Gf ljgjtkfkfjfkdkds March 30, 2016

Practical Joke

See fooling someone

Man: Sorry about that prank yesterday.
Man 2: It's fine, it was just a practical joke.

by michaelbama May 15, 2019