Alabama Fidget Spinner

When you dress a pig or cow up in a sexy costume, then you and your farmer friends strip down and pour olive oil all over your selves, then you lay on the kitchen floor and super glue the pig or chicken to the floor. then you use your feet to spin around the animal, while jerking off. You get extra points for hitting the animal with your nut.

me, cletus bobby and Andrew did a Alabama fidget spinner last night

by yeeteteeetete May 28, 2018

dank yeet fidget spinner dab

(verb)
boi you here this, u better hit that dab, hit that yeet, fidget dat spinner, dab on fleek.

Yo, imma pull a dank yeet fidget spinner dab yo. Move out of my way!

(proceeds to hit that dank yeet fidget spinner dab).

by aH dAs hOt, dAs hOt December 27, 2019

Spanner

The geeky kid at school who stank of chip fat and grime, came from a poor family and had the social skills of a dead skunk, yet was completely convinced that everyone was his mate. Popularized by Ringo Starr in the film That'll Be The Day (1973).

That Lee Martin's a right spanner.

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

Seattle Spinner

When you take a dildo and attach it to a power drill and ram that up your bitch.

Want to do a Seattle Spinner?

by ThatGuy588585 February 13, 2009

spanner

A particularly lengthy turd which stretches from one end of the bowl to the other.

I dropped a spanner in Julie's toilet at her party, but when I flushed it bent in half and plugged the bowl how embarassing!

by FIATC January 30, 2009

Spooner

A spooner is a hairstyle for men (and occasionally women) in which the hair is typically arranged in a manner that attempts to be fashionable but misses the mark ever so slightly. The results of which are often laughable.

Fuck, check out Harry's spooner! That shit should be outlawed.

by JoeyJoeJo May 30, 2015

Spanner

A hot girl.

Sally is a spanner, she really tightens my nuts.

by Chumpbug September 11, 2020