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when you and the boys lube up and find a slippery surface, like a kitchen floor, and use your legs to spin in a circle while jerking off.
me, cletus bob and bill did a alabama fidget spinner last night
by yeeteteeetete April 9, 2018
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When you dress a pig or cow up in a sexy costume, then you and your farmer friends strip down and pour olive oil all over your selves, then you lay on the kitchen floor and super glue the pig or chicken to the floor. then you use your feet to spin around the animal, while jerking off. You get extra points for hitting the animal with your nut.
me, cletus bobby and Andrew did a Alabama fidget spinner last night
by yeeteteeetete April 20, 2018
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