poon smooge

A rusty or greyish mass eminating from some poon. Often an odor of offensive nature occurs from said smooge.

The poon smooge found whilst cleaning the restroom, has stained the tile.

by Retroguru2013 April 1, 2017

pole smogger

One who sucks dick.

Quinn is such a pole smogger.

by Ar033 July 23, 2017

office smudge

The person in the office who turns the simplest tasks into a painstakingly process.

Please don't give that task to Billy. He's the office smudge and will make everyone's life miserable.

by Tortuga12 August 21, 2017

Elmer Smudge

At the end of sexy-time, put a finger in the booty-hole. That finger is used to draw three whisker's on either side of your partner's nose. The whisker drawer then says "Looks like I caught a wabbit" seductively

It was our anniversary, so Sarah let me do an Elmer Smudge after dinner.

by OkularPatdown173 October 8, 2017

love smudge

Another name for your offspring or the wet sticky spot in the back seat of your car

My two little love smudges got themselves sent to the principal's office for making a love smudge in his car.

by JackWhatTheHellBurton April 21, 2018

Lizard Smidgen

When you take a small sample of something in quick succession with the tip of your tongue.

Gimme a lizard smidgen of that soup, Jimmy.

by Zoskian May 14, 2018

Big Smidge

Not a tad bit. But not alot. Kinda in the middle.
-Kaniya J.
A rapper from London

You didn't close my door. You left a big smidge

by Oofoofwoofoofdoof June 12, 2018