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mattews shopping list

when you give somone a blow job in a store when its open
"dude i just got a mattews shopping list in walmart"
by SMLI R2 August 28, 2009
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shoping

the act of rocking so hard, one causes an earthquake. Shoping is being so metal that magnets suddenly loose their attraction. The mere thought of shoping makes panties drop and iron levels to rise.
dude I was shoping this chick last night and suddenly the roof caved in.
by arieled May 12, 2010
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window shopping

A slang phrase for the act of having sexual intercourse. The phrase is mostly used by teens talking openly to each other about having sex while disguising the true meaning of the phrase from their parents or other eavesdroppers.
Do you remember that guy I dated last year? We totally went window shopping together. It was great.
by candycakes23 April 9, 2009
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window shopping

when u are hitting it from behind in front of a huge window then u switch with a friend without the girl knowing and run outside and wave at her
Larry went window shopping on that hoe.. what a bitch ass trick
by Henry Choderabbit August 15, 2007
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Go Shopping

Looking round at an event in order to find a cracking memeber of the public that you wish to engage in dirty and flithy activites
*Walks into a party*

Dude 1: She is hot

Dude 2: Lets Go Shopping first there has to be better girls than that
by John Sainsburys August 24, 2011
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GERMAN WINDOW SHOPPING

German window shopping is just like regular window shopping except instead of a glass window there is a glass table. while person "A" is laying under the table viewing up, Person "b" deficates on the table top.
by unforgivenGDF September 26, 2010
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showing off

Something adults tell you to quit doing, especially while with company, when your just standing around minding your own business doing nothing.
Mother: Kayman, quit showing off can't you see I have company!

Kayman: But mom I-

Mother: Don't make me come over there!

Kayman:(Mumbling) I hate that whore!
by Kayeman Lanes March 20, 2006
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