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severance pay

An item or items stolen from an employer in anticipation of the conclusion of said employment, such as from a planned lay-off; a final act of spite. Doesn't count if you get caught.
"Individually-wrapped scalpels. Is that your severance pay?"
"I also got syringes, couple boxes of gloves, and check out this bedpan!"
by David Davids0n December 29, 2009
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Segerstrom

A high school located in Santa Ana. It is the home of sluts and man whores. Girls over there give it up. Theres barely any innocent people.
Boy#1:Hey. Do you know where the hoes at?
Boyy#2:You should go to Segerstrom!!! Theres a lot of bitches there that will give it up like nothing.
Boy#1:Damn nigga! Lets get some!

Girl#1:Wheres the weed at?!
Girl#2:Theres a lot of slangers at Segerstrom!! You can get anything.
by I love Weed and Azn girls October 17, 2008
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severdawg

Well... plainly put, the FUCKING SHIZNITTA-BAM-SNIP-SNAP-SNAP. Nothing better, badder, or more willing to reign this earth. Often considered a direct descendent of Chuck Norris. Women are powerless against a Severdawg's good looks and quick witted personality.
As the world is coming to an end... "S-S-S-SEVERDAWG..."
by Hay-Zeu$ September 20, 2009
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Severe Verbal Diarrhea

When someone talks non stop.

Most often seen when someone had too much sugar or caffeine.
Emily: So today...and so ya...like...who cares...I don't even know..shut up...NO WAY...
Tim: .................
Emily: Are you even listening?!?!?
Tim: Ummm....no....but...I think you have Severe Verbal Diarrhea...
Emily: No I don't!...(goes on talking non stop)
by BlabberMouthe December 2, 2009
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Severance Hump

I know we're breakiing up, but you owe me at least one severance hump.
by Amirod December 11, 2010
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severe twerk

A twerk so severe the ass muscles twist and shake out of control rendering the person unable to twerk in future
It's so sad what happened to miley she had a severe twerk and can't even twerk a little now
by AMci201 December 1, 2013
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severe tapped syndrome

(AKA: STS) A type of condition associated with the people that have the biggest crackhead energy. They can just tap out of reality and act like an idiot and tap back in
‘Why is your mate acting like that?’
‘He’s got Severe Tapped Syndrome
by Itsezekiela July 8, 2020
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