schmeef

Being a schmeef is being schmeef

you are the best schmeef

by HXW March 1, 2025

Schmee'd

When you're hitting your girls backdoor, and upon pullout, a copious amount of turd flies out. Hitting both you and everything around you.

Can also be used as a verb, to schmee.

"I met up with this girl last night, and she schmee'd everywhere!"

"I'll never do anal again. I can't be schmee'd on again"

by Thatguybenson April 25, 2025

Schmeep

meh, whatever

"The new album was mostly schmeep, some good some bad."

by Peeping on you August 28, 2025

Schmeeze

The act of shitting, pissing, and sneezing all at once

Hold on bros, I gotta go schmeeze real quick.

by TheGreatThinker May 15, 2025

Schmeeple

Your local cutie patootie

Aw cute, Stephanie is such a Schmeeple.

by Mor(e)peko November 17, 2025

schweeby schmeepy

Term which replaces the inferior word 'sleep' in common use. The experience of sleep is awesome and wonderful, clearly requiring a much better term. Swcheeby Schmeepy is pleasing to say and usurps the term 'sleep.'; A condition of body and mind such as that which typically recurs for several hours every night, in which the nervous system is relatively inactive, the eyes closed, the postural muscles relaxed, and consciousness practically suspended.

Wow, it's been a crazy day I am so excited to get some swcheeby schmeepy(n)!!
I'm going to scheweeby schmeepy (v) because I'm schweeby schmeepy (adj)!

by RIvercityambleR August 25, 2017

Macaroni and schmeese

A another word for kids this position will make u have kids and bust while a child comes out and the cum and blood looks yellow mixed together

Let’s do Macaroni and schmeese since your pregnant :)

by DaddyMillkers_671 December 11, 2021