Schmee'd

When you're hitting your girls backdoor, and upon pullout, a copious amount of turd flies out. Hitting both you and everything around you.

Can also be used as a verb, to schmee.

"I met up with this girl last night, and she schmee'd everywhere!"

"I'll never do anal again. I can't be schmee'd on again"

by Thatguybenson April 25, 2025

Schmoe-donkey

An aggressively stupid person. A true schmoe-donkey combines the hapless, clueless, luckless qualities of a regular schmoe with the stubborn, clumsy qualities of a class-A jackass.

"Who was that random guy at the party?"
"You mean the one drinking all our beer?"
"Yeah, and hitting on all the women, even though they told him to piss off... for like three hours straight."
"Oh, that guy? Yeah, just some schmoe-donkey."

by Feb September 2, 2008

schmeedium

A person who is annoying you or referring to yourself doing something dumb

Man I’m such a schmeedium or “Wow did you hear how loud that guys mustang was... what a schmeedium”.

by Riiiles June 8, 2019

Schmeeda

A friend from a million years ago

I'll have to check my pictures, my friend Schmeeda can check her pictures...

by ConvictPete June 5, 2022

Schmeed

Another word for being drunk beyond one's own control.

I'm so schmeed...

by JakeHerman August 15, 2011

Schmeed

A funny way to say weed

“Do you want to go smoke some schmeed?”

Absolutely yes I do

by Sadnradd June 24, 2022

schmeeder

A type of test tube containing the fecal matter of 3 persons (one person must preferably have brown skin) and also contains their urine.

I used a schmeeder in the science laborotory

by ratsonmydick420 May 22, 2014