myspace hair

Myspace hair is characterized by messy, ratty-looking hair, mainly due to randomly placed hair extensions, teasing, and loads of hairspray.

It's gained popularity among the scenester crowd (more commonly known as myspace whores), and now-a-days, you'd be hard pressed not to find a default pic on myspace showcasing a perfect example of this style.

PersonA: Did you see Misty's new myspace default? Her hair looks like a total rat's nest.

PersonB: Duh. It's suppsosed to look like that. It's myspace hair.

by Bean McBeans February 6, 2009

myspace

What started out as a website, now has become a cultural reference, laughingstock, mainly due to the large amount of freshman getting pedo'd, because they give out all their info, right down to their social security number, in hopes of gaining more "friends"

You know it's bad when the teachers are going "Shut up, or I'll delete you from my MySpace!"

by kidsxonxdrugs April 9, 2006

myspaceturbate

the act of getting extreme pleasure from overly browsing through Myspace profiles.

Instead of going out tonight, I will Myspaceturbate.

by Tainted Love March 3, 2007

MySpace

The "black hole" of the internet.

If I weren't out with you guys tonight I would probably be home refreshing my MySpace page every five seconds

by K Star April 26, 2006

myspace

something that isn't worth comment.

myspace is equivalent to fanny packs, once grabbed ahold of it's a plague and pointless.

by glue mcdonald August 16, 2006

MySpaceish

when a site changes itself so much that it looks like or reminds you of MySpace.

just about every community website I've been on is starting to look MySpaceish.

by Jimmy Dallas June 1, 2006

myspaceturbator

(noun) An individual who peruses myspace accounts looking for women to stalk, date, or perform various auto-sexual acts. Also know as flogging the dolphin or spanking the monkey.

Aaron is the biggest myspaceturbator I know, all he does at night is look at myspace and God only knows what else.

by Abraxsis June 17, 2006