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Wal*Mart Policy

1. When you've received terrible service.

2. Getting screwed over royal.
1. I'm never going there again! I received the Wal*Mart Policy

2. You got fired while you were on vacation? You got the Wal*Mart Policy!!
Wal*Mart Policy by Grendare April 3, 2010
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Wal mart fart 

A circa 2011 term coined by a 350 lb man who was nosebombed by the winds coming from the asshole of an unmedicated lactose intolerant man after he had drank a triple espresso with half and half with a banana, usually smelling like a sweaty ripe ass that hasn’t been washed in four days Or smells like one of the fat people at Walmart taking a shit in the bathroom or also performing a dry dock at wal mart
Guy 1 dude I was in the crapper the other day and the guy in the next stall and it smelled like wal mart farts
guy 2 we don't have that issue at target must have been some guy after comic con
guy 3 or he must have been one of those ham planets on a scooter
Wal mart fart by rayjay91 December 6, 2022
Nickname for NBA power forward Kenyon Martin
K-Mart just swatted his ass
K mart by Anonymous October 22, 2003

Wal-Mart 

the best friggin store on the damn planet!!!!!
i go there whenever i come to america!
we have a wal-mart in england (but its called asda) and its no where near as good!!
Wal-Mart by xdarkeningdreamsx November 12, 2006

wal-mart 

1. A great place to go when your central air-condition breaks.

2. A great place to go when you want to wander a asphalt desert in search of you vehicle.

3.A great place to buy cheap objects that are a pitiful excuse for clothing.

4.A monopolizing facist conglomerate "American business" even though most of thier products obviously come from Chinese sweat-shops.
1.Kid: Mommy!!!! I'm hot, why isn't the air on?
Mommy: Dear, the air broke.
Kid and Mommy together: Lets go to Wal-mart!!!

2.Dude1: Where's my car?
Dude2: IDK.

3.Teen1: OMG my shirt just got a hole!
Teen2:It's bc you got it at Wal-mart, duh.

4.Chinese worker: Ching-chong pay me more!
American consumer: Hells no I like shopping at Wal-mart!

wal-mart by whoabaybay August 3, 2007

Wal-Mart 

A store started by Sam Walton, which sells everything you need at very low prices. Come on, Wal-Mart dissers, you know you shop there too. Who wouldn't?
Wal-Mart has everything at low prices.
Wal-Mart by Chase April 3, 2005