Definitions by joe1967

home-depot

What your significant other is doing while your at work. Using your house to run a train on herself, probably with your buddies.

"That guy really pisses me off. "That's ok when he's gone his wife runs a home-depot and everybody rides it."

home-depot by joe1967 January 3, 2008

wal-mart 

A hidden camera in the wall, so that you can watch your neighbors have sex and later sell the video tapes.

"I hear that couple really gets off screwing the shit out of eachother." "That's ok we make a profit everytime and take their shit to wal-mart."

wal-mart by joe1967 January 3, 2008

icecream 

What your partner wants you to get for her when she thinks your a dead fuck. Either a really a really good lay for her or a large dildo.

"Could you get me some icecream on the way home?" "What kind?" "It really doesn't matter as long as it's good."

icecream by joe1967 January 3, 2008

Dick Butkus 

actually pulled off of ESPN Closed Captioning. Obviously after anal fucking your significant other, you then pull your cock out and come on her face and right after she sucks the remaining jizz off your cock.

"I was fucking Betty last night, but the big surprise was the Dick Butkus I received when I pulled out to come on her tits."

Dick Butkus by joe1967 January 2, 2008

poser

A person that is unable to face a person so they send someone else bugged up to talk to u instead.

"I Know sense we don't want to talk to joe let's send some posers too talk for us."

poser by joe1967 January 2, 2008

lighter 

A word used to define a man whose dick has gotten smaller because of long term drug use or cigarette smoking.

I wish he would stopping that shit he's getting lighter.

lighter by joe1967 December 31, 2007

geterdone 

no,no,no. You folks got it all wrong. Trust me I was there when this happened. To deflower a young woman.

The girl wanted me to have sex with her friend. She shut the bedroom door and said," When she comes out of there I want her split like the Grand Canyon. Geterdone."

geterdone by joe1967 December 29, 2007