Mike Ayley

The bassist of one of the sickest Canadian bands of all time: Marianas Trench.
You can generally tell if its him because his hair is spiked into a long ass mohawk and he occassionaly looks like a peacock.
He is amazing in the fact that he wears converse (enough said) and is absolutely one of THE sweetest guys you will ever meet. And if the Celebrity Status video is anything to go by, he likes to cross dress even though he's married.

Example One

Victoria: Holy shit did you see Mike Ayley in the Celebrity Status video?
Monika: Oh fuck yes, rememeber the Massey Hall concert?
Victoria: Oh fer sure :D
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Example Two (a Real life Tweet)
Me and @********are making an UrbanDictionary def for Mike of @mtrench cause he doesn't have one wtf?

Mike Ayley by TrenchWenches4Life July 14, 2010

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mike oxlong

a joke name like mike hunt, when said it sounds similar to the phrase "my cock's long"

person a) hey put a call out for Mike Oxlong
person b) Mike Oxlong, call for Mike Oxlong

mike oxlong by tallnick June 11, 2006

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Mike Toreno

Character in the video game San Andreas, and a very funny one at that. First seen in the mission 'Mike Toreno' and last seen in 'Home Coming'.
When we first meet Mike, he seems like just another member of the Yay-Smuggling group, but as the game progresses it turns out he is actually working for a goverment agency ('It's Not Important Which One'), and uses CJ to do the jobs he can't be seen pulling off. This includes jacking a Petrol Tanker, blowing up several helicopters, planting an explosive on the Andromeda and stealing a Military Jet.
Needless to say, there are many people who think Toreno's missions are some of the best in the game.

Mike Toreno is voiced by actor James Woods.

'Carl, I will ALWAYS be watching... or listening... or both.' - Mike Toreno, 'Interdiction'

Mike Toreno by daizisntonfire September 6, 2005