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The bassist of one of the sickest Canadian bands of all time: Marianas Trench.
You can generally tell if its him because his hair is spiked into a long ass mohawk and he occassionaly looks like a peacock.
He is amazing in the fact that he wears converse (enough said) and is absolutely one of THE sweetest guys you will ever meet. And if the Celebrity Status video is anything to go by, he likes to cross dress even though he's married.
Example One

Victoria: Holy shit did you see Mike Ayley in the Celebrity Status video?
Monika: Oh fuck yes, rememeber the Massey Hall concert?
Victoria: Oh fer sure :D
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Example Two (a Real life Tweet)
Me and @********are making an UrbanDictionary def for Mike of @mtrench cause he doesn't have one wtf?
by TrenchWenches4Life July 13, 2010
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