hang a lizard

When a large shit is hanging out of your ass

I have to go hang a lizard.

by suprisefuck6969 October 27, 2017

lounge lizard

A female who typically stalks bars and clubs for for random hookups.

Hey dude careful dancing with her, she is a lounge lizard.

by dirtyrage December 17, 2011

Muddy Lizard

When a males cock is Covered in feces after having anal sex

The definition of "muddy lizard"

by Analfun2 July 8, 2012

Lizard Lips

When someone has no lips and is a slut and does whatever a guy wants involving anything sexual a.k.a. Deanna fucking Lowe

Hey lizard lips close your legs!

by teaspillingqueen69 June 29, 2019

lounge lizard

See Jiggalo

The slippery tongue lounge lizard waited in the cocktail lounge for an old lady to sweet talk, and clean out. Sometimes that calls for being a portable douche.

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

Lizard King

the nickname of JIM MORRISON of The Doors, a band from the 60's. Jim died in either the late 60's or early early 70's from a drug overdose

Jim morrison "The Lizard King" was a god among men

by Pokemonfreak1231 December 12, 2004

Magic Lizard

You oil up your girlfriend or boyfriend then squirm around on a surface of your choice preferably a wetish surface or slippery one, then the king of the castle puts his grundle stick (penis) in her vagina (pussy) and lays on top of her while humping her by sliding up and down her back or front (that so happens to be oiled) then when he cums, he cums in her nose, she sneezes shooting the cum back at him in which case she smiles.

-Dude yesternight I fucked my girlfriend/boyfriend and we did the magic lizard!

-I want you to be my magic lizard!

by Statutory Ape May 26, 2008