kitten tenders

N.
1. An epic cooking fail.
2. A child"s attempt at properly pronouncing "chicken tenders".
V.
3. When you try to pronounce a dish on the menu but it comes out horribly wrong and sometimes just down right nasty.

1."What the heck? Are those kitten tenders!?" "Yeah, it was gonna be a pot pie." :(
2. "Mommy, can I have some kitten tenders?" "What!?"
3."Oh yes, I'll have the chicken gourd on blew." "Seriously dad, way to kitten tenders."

by cowsgomoo212 April 14, 2010

kittenmulcher

1. Something pointless and vile.

2. It's a mulcher... for mulching kittens. To make kitten mulch.

Human Centipede was a kittenmulcher.

by coderoshi September 16, 2011

Kittenization

(process) Allowing your children to shirk responsibility by letting them live at home and never allowing them to make adult decisions.

The kittenization of today's youth is enabling the downfall of society.

by Slugbait the fifth October 27, 2011

kittenness

to be unbealeveably cute and eresistable!!!!

that girl was so kittenness!!!!

by wintercat November 22, 2011

Kitten

A very young feline that is usually playful and cute. The span of being a kitten usually lasts for a short amount of time. Kittens grow at a reasonable rate until they reach their full size, and when they reach that peak, they become a cat. Overall, kittens are fun to be around.

Yeah, I got a kitten yesterday, and I named her Sparklez.

by RUAJERK1231243 April 5, 2015

kittenshittin

Your beloved nickname for your cat that takes a shit every morning at the absolute worst time so that you get to enjoy the smell of their horrid stench throughout your morning routine but you still love them anyway so you call them Kittenshittin.

Oh man, Kittenshittin took a real bad one this morning. I literally passed out.

by yourassfartsrainbows October 3, 2016

kittens

A small feline/cat who stays by their mother most of the time.

Josh said "What wonderful kittens there are!"

by Rainbow Pooper Of The World May 26, 2018