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Unlucky Jerry

Jerry is the twin brother of earl and both of them does stupid stuff
That’s such a unlucky jerry situation
by Nairda September 27, 2019
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JERRY AKKIAN

Jerry Akkian Is Biggest Fan Of Akshay Kumar And Also Jerry Akkian Is Best Guys And He Is Real Life Hero
Jerry Akkian Is Name
by JerryAkkian January 23, 2020
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Mc Jerry

Mc Jerry is one of the best boyfriend u will ever get. Also one of the best kisser. He is cute af. He is kind, lovely, handsome, has one of the best smiles, cares about u, and will love u forever
Girl: I’m scared
Mc Jerry: It’s ok I’m here fire u
by Dj12345 December 3, 2020
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Jerry the Hamburglar

A large boned individual that has the ability to sniff out some triple smoked ham within a fridge from 100 meters away. Jerry can sneak like a church mouse and disappear in the blink of an eye. Jerry will deplete the fridge of triple smoked ham or for that manner, any smoked and cured meat in the blink of an eye.

Jerry the Hamburglar doesn't share.
Mom: Where did the ham go?

Kid: Maybe Jerry the Hamburglar took it again?
by Thehammatime August 16, 2021
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Jerry’s House

Hey, what are you doing here? You think you can just walk barge into my house like that? Really? Have some manners!

Well actually, my name isn’t Jerry, so this isn’t my house either… but that’s besides the point!

You better get out of here! I mean it! I have Jerry’s phone number, I can call him right now! Actually, I can’t do that, because then he’ll wonder why I’m at his house in the first place.

Whatever, I was about to leave anyways, stay as long as you want, I guess.
When Jerry finally arrived at Jerry’s House exhausted form a very long day, he was surprised to find two people arguing in his living room that he’d never seen before. Naturally, he called the cops, and they won’t to prison… including Jerry, the cops arrested him too.
by My name isn’t jerry July 4, 2021
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Jerry Jerkmans

1) One who masturbates excessively; He who "jacks off,"

"chokes the chicken." Someone who "services themselves" on the daily more than an Oil Can Henry's!

2) Can also be know as a horny "Guy" who you're sure of him "rubbing one out" like its clock work and he's being paid to do it!
Peter: "Fuck!! I woke up so hungover, I just jacked off about 5 times this morning!"

Frank: " Fuck! Pulling another Jerry Jerkmans today or what?!!"
by J_Ellis December 12, 2012
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Jerry squad

Jerry squad is a elite group of firefighters, known state wide for being some of the finest men bringing quick work to all fire fighting operations, also referred to squad 12
The Jerry squad made a quick stop on the working fire.
by Jerrysquad April 10, 2023
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