Eren Jeager

Eren Jeager is a fictional character from the manga Attack On Titan. He went from a pice of shit, to an annoying piece of garbage. Dumbass wants to touch his brother Zeke’s pp for nae naeing on him. Plus mans gets no hoes. In conclusion he’s the worst main character in fiction.

Person 1: You know who Eren Jeager is?
Person 2: Yeah you mean that b1ch boy?

by obviouslykaneki February 13, 2021

Jerece

A person who turned gay because their meat size was too small, also turned gay because their very unattractive to females, this person also smells like dead skunk that has hundreds of different types of insects it

Everyone get your gas mask on and your blind fold jerece is coming

by Theboy35kobe June 24, 2017

Jeremiah shafer

A fat black pig who does nothing but play 2k all day and claims he was on a journey to lose weight but he has just been gaining weight his obese ass, also claims he doesn’t have a favorite fast food place as he eats them all.

“Jeremiah shafer did something”- said no one ever

by BRTHUYT October 5, 2019

jergens

a man who jerks on tingtings and does it for a living! he usually does it while on the jon, in the office, in the class room, under a christmas tree, in the kitchen cooking, while playing with cows, while eating a turkey sandwich, while dancing in the rain nude, while reading the urban dictionary, while walking in the mall and while talking to his mother. a jergen gets paid atleast $40-$50 an hour! but only works 1 day a week!

persona 1: the cow in your basement?
persona 2: was yellow with envey
persona 3: i ate a taco!
persona 4: weeeeeeeeeeee!
persona 5: im a jergens!

by el-em-en-oh-que December 20, 2009

Jergen Style

when you put lotion all on your dick and have your girl licks it off and when its all gone you give her a facial

My bitch is mad good at jergen style

by Pary December 14, 2008

Jergels

Dick kegels; the male version of a kegel.

An exercise to strength ones member

Ever since I started doing my morning Jergels, I never have to worry about a leaky penis.

by Ikkin Siretnam December 30, 2015

Jergens turdley

Jergens turdley is a famous politician and Jergens turdley is her stage name. Her real name is Serena. She is a very jealous person who called tai arrogant however loves Tai Velaquez and hates finn Roberts. She has erectile dysfunction and hates brown people like raj akram. This means if you have Pakistani in you she will give you dirty looks
She is a politician.

Raj: Jergens turdley please stop bullying me
Jergens turdley: no you ugly ass bish!

by MasterTai165 December 22, 2018