House Husband

Term for someone who takes care of kids, gay for the dad or not.

Person: Hey, how is sapphire doing?
Dad: She is doing well, the House Husband is taking care of her!
Person: Good, can't wait to see my daughter/son grow!

by Misster September 20, 2019

Husband Dick

A penis that’s not quite vacation dick, but not small enough to be boyfriend dick. Husband dick is usually 7-8 inches with a good amount of girth. Husband dick hits so well you’d make the man your husband.

Friend 1: So how was it last night, with Chad???

Friend 2: It was soooooo good he had Husband Dick, I might just have to make him mine

by PooopSockk June 5, 2023

husbabd

o-o-owo my love

verz my husbabd

by tater_tot_ September 11, 2021

hushabushaba

a word you say to a cat/baby/if you are just trying to irritate someone - also spelt ugha buga baa

"Hushabushaba little kitty!"
"Coochiecoo! Hushabushaba!"

by Jennylizz November 30, 2006

future husband

justin mowery

i just my future husband (justin mowery) because hes MINE...AND NOT MALLORY'S!

by shannon kimball July 26, 2003

husband don't want it

A statement used under the influence of an alcoholic beverage to invite a member of the opposite sex to engage in a sexual act. Usually used in an attempt to commit adultery, and succeeds.

"Hey look at that hot guy over there!" exclaimed Aunt Debra.
"But Aunt Debra, you have a husband." said India.
"OH! I'm about to..uhhmmm. Husband don't want it!" Aunt Debra exclaims, while making a sexual maneuver

by India Fields April 13, 2005

husbando

pov ur a virgin ‘weeb’ with no stable father figure in your life

“omg, it’s my husbando!! :33”
“kys”

by MEOWZWR July 27, 2021