Skip to main content
Something that REALLY sucks, something TERRIBLE. An awful event or action.
Going to s Star Trek convention and having fun, would be heinous.
Getting drunk and screwing an ugly David Schwimmer aka Skanky Ass Hoe, would be heinous. Getting caught killing someone would be heinous. Catchin yer dad jackin off to you jackin off in yer mom's nightie would be HEEEEEEEINOUS
Heinous by PsyChOtica May 26, 2003
Heinous mug front
Get the Heinous mug.
See more merch

heineken 

Piss water recovered from rampjaar
Since 1672 the dutch have been bottling seawater and selling it as beer.


"Have you got anything other than heineken?"
heineken by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

heinous with gayness 

A thing or situation that heinously lame and annoying.
We took the afternoon off to make the appointment, but they canceled as we showed up. That is just heinous with gayness.
ugly. eye cabbage. not pleasing to the eye. fugly
damn, that guy is heinous...
heinous by Qwerty April 19, 2004

Heinkenator 

An impromptu, ill considered and unplanned masturbation session that results in unforseen consequences.
"Wags pulled a Heinkenator when he was in the back seat of the car with his father."

"John is in prison: he pulled a Heinkenator in phone booth outside the primary school."
Heinkenator by David Browne October 15, 2006
A pompous word describing the tush of any animal. It it used to declare someone stupid, or unwittingly dumb.
Stop messing around with your pencil. You're being such a heinie.
Heinie by Made Een March 9, 2010

Heinrich 

means the same thing as shit or poop
After eating those beans, I had to take a massive Heinrich.
Heinrich by PantherModerns June 11, 2009