2 definitions by David Browne

Heinkenator

An impromptu, ill considered and unplanned masturbation session that results in unforseen consequences.

"Wags pulled a Heinkenator when he was in the back seat of the car with his father."

"John is in prison: he pulled a Heinkenator in phone booth outside the primary school."

by David Browne October 15, 2006

greal

To completly lose one's train of thought, requiring an assessment of 'real retard or fake retard?'

"Crean, Crean, Greal."

"Dude, is that guy a real retard or a fake retard?"

by David Browne September 17, 2006