Hauncho

A extremely large amount of money. A term used to describe the ridiculous amount someone has paid

Don't break my glasses, you know they cost a hauncho

by The optimism GOD July 22, 2015

Hamunaptra

Not only is this the "City of the Dead," but it is more commonly known as a common sexual practice in nursing homes and retirement communities. Hamunaptra is a large orgy involving every orifice of every living geriatric in the community. They shove everything that they possibly can get their old hands on and plunge the items inside themselves and the oldies around them. This is most likely the use for any gifts that are given to people over the age of 65.

Boy: Why did the candles that we gave Grandma smell funny today?

Mother: They smelled because someone shoved them into her ass during a Hamunaptra.

by DrMegaDragonLazer September 1, 2010

hakuna matata

It means "no worries". For little kids in the Lion King movie. But it really means...

BEING GAY!!! (or Gay Sex)

Like Pumbaa and Timon in The Lion King...

Bob: Hey John, wanna do some Hakuna Matata?

John: Fuck no i aint gay

by q w e r t y March 4, 2008

Haunted Henry

when you've engaged in sexual acts with your Henry Hoover, and can no longer look him in the eye.

"oh, henry, what have i done?"

"mate, why is there white stuff all over my hoover?"

"i haunted henry. sorry."

by T.dott August 16, 2009

Haunt

Having the best dick/sex of your life taken away from you and now you have a hard time doing anything you can't sleep eat drink or do anything right anymore you are haunted by it

(Her deep inner thoughts)
I don't think I'll ever be able to leave him his dick will haunt me and I've got shit to do

by Inner clockwork October 15, 2019

Haunty's

Two or more of female species

Haunty's yeeerrrt

by IMinit November 25, 2010

hakunamatata

a dumb stupid retarded person

"OMG are you wearing purple?"
"no duhh you hakunamatata!"

by Darkemogal96 February 11, 2012