Guff

A guff is a patch of hair located on a mans gouch or even possibly a womans. Guffs can be all different shapes and sizes.

David sliced is gouch trying to shave his guff.

by pussy cruncher September 8, 2011

Garff

used to describe a mentally slow or retarded person

"What are you, a Garff?!!!!!"

by Pete October 21, 2003

Gurf

a girl, typically a lacrosse player, who is considered to be extremely bro-like and chill, yet also very desirable by members of the opposite sex. The perfect female. Often intensified by the adjective 'sloppy'.

Bro 1: Dude, Jessica is such a sloppy gurf, I'm gonna ask her to do some freestyle laxkour after school friday.

Bro 2: YeYe go for it Bro. She's chiller than a snowflake up a polar bear's butt

by dumbledoresstylist June 10, 2011

Gruff

The worst adjective possible to describe someone or something. There is no other word that is worse than gruff except for gruff itself!

Isabella is gruff.

by Swag_Master69 January 10, 2014

guff

is the edge of something.

i cant move over any more im on the guff of the bed. dont sit that on the guff of the table.

by smartie pants =] September 5, 2009

Guffoon

One who titters at new, illuminating material that may be cool and interesting but is also too long to read or watch.

Guffoon...

X: its kind of interesting homo
Y: i doubt it
Y: tl;dr
X: god you are badass

by MelvinBellman April 8, 2008

Guff

Guff = Geriatric muff

"I hope Sharon Stone doesn't show her guff in basic instict 2"

by mcfcvince July 28, 2008