skinny dipping in a frozen lake

Having unsafe sex with a frozen male cadaver.

Julian : I went skinny dipping in a frozen lake at the weekend.

Andre : You sick bastard.

by rureadyboots December 8, 2014

frozen squirrel

An ancient iceman initiation rite. A virgin iceman is told that there is a neat "frozen squirrel" burried behind a pallet of ice in the freezer. When the new guy bends over to take a look, a veteran iceman jams his thumb as far as he can up the virgin iceman's ass and all present yell squirrel at the top of their loungs. This rite has recently found its way into college communities worldwide.

-"Hey rookie, take a look at that frozen squirrel in the freezer."
--"What squirrel??"
-"SQUIRREL!

by Mack Ice April 25, 2006

Frozen Boot

A comparison of sorts to how things could have been worse. A form of punishment.

Bob: I pissed away my whole paycheck at the dammed Casino!

Bill: Well, that's better than getting kicked in the balls with a frozen boot!

Bob: That jackass cut me off changing lanes! I wish I had brought the Igloo cooler with the frozen boot for when we get to the next stoplight!

by Ralph, the bus driver October 2, 2006

Frozen Pea'd

Absolutly wasted and stoned. Your state of mind becomes that of a frozen pea.

Im Well frozen pea'd mate, but whack us some more vodka!

by MajorFool June 11, 2007

Frozen Chinese Guy

Going out in sub-zero temperatures without a coat on purposely in defiance.

"Dude, I just pulled a frozen chinese guy!"

by Aly January 25, 2004

Frozen Clifford

When a woman collects her menstrual blood into a condom, freezes it, when frozen uses it like a dildo to fuck themselves and/or someone else.

Instead of being such bitches, women should put that blood to use in a Frozen Clifford.

by BrownPuffin January 3, 2011

Frozen Mordan

When a girl gives head to a boy, and then surprises him by sticking an ice cube up his asshole.

Damn homie, last night my girlfriend caught me by surprise when she gave me a Frozen Mordan

by Badedyret August 23, 2011