8 definitions by Ralph, the bus driver

driving the porcelain bus

When you've had too much to drink, and you wind up with two hands on the opened toilet in a kneeling position puking your guts out.

Man am I exhausted! I drank too much and was driving the porcelian bus all night!

by Ralph, the bus driver January 3, 2004

Stink foot

What you get at 3 am after your 20 year old cat exits the cat box and walks through his do do then decides he'd like to sleep on your pillow with you till sunrise.

I woke up in the middle of the night and was treated to a large helping of stink foot, thanks Gumby!

by Ralph, the bus driver January 3, 2004

Stupid

Someone of low intelligence.

He was so stupid, he couldn't find himself in a mirror!

by Ralph, the bus driver January 3, 2004

Packed my lunch

Several hours after eating rich food it becomes a pneumatic thing. ie: Farting big time

Pew! Sorry, excuse me I was just packed my lunch.

by Ralph, the bus driver January 3, 2004

Frozen Boot

A comparison of sorts to how things could have been worse. A form of punishment.

Bob: I pissed away my whole paycheck at the dammed Casino!

Bill: Well, that's better than getting kicked in the balls with a frozen boot!

Bob: That jackass cut me off changing lanes! I wish I had brought the Igloo cooler with the frozen boot for when we get to the next stoplight!

by Ralph, the bus driver October 2, 2006

Gibblets

A pet name for a mans junk

I slipped of the pedals on my road bike and flattened my "gibblets" I think I saw God for a few seconds.

by Ralph, the bus driver September 2, 2008

Oshkosh

A city on Lake Winnebago run by idiots.

"What the hell is wrong with you? are you from Oshkosh?" A line from the movie See no evil with Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor

by Ralph, the bus driver January 3, 2004