8 definitions by Ralph, the bus driver

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Several hours after eating rich food it becomes a pneumatic thing. ie: Farting big time
Pew! Sorry, excuse me I was just packed my lunch.
by Ralph, the bus driver January 03, 2004
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Ghost Ride - Riding on the hood of your car while peering into the windshield at your speechless friends. This is nothing new, We did this back in the 60's. What's old is new. We just called it stupid back then. Especially when someone ran themselves down with their own car, films at 11.
In 1967 I was taking a Ghost Ride at 30 mph on the hood of my Continental Convertible and 40 years later my friends still think I'm a little "Dee Dee Dee"!
by Ralph, the bus driver May 03, 2006
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I slipped of the pedals on my road bike and flattened my "gibblets" I think I saw God for a few seconds.
by Ralph, the bus driver September 02, 2008
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A city on Lake Winnebago run by idiots.
"What the hell is wrong with you? are you from Oshkosh?" A line from the movie See no evil with Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor
by Ralph, the bus driver January 03, 2004
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A comparison of sorts to how things could have been worse. A form of punishment.
Bob: I pissed away my whole paycheck at the dammed Casino!

Bill: Well, that's better than getting kicked in the balls with a frozen boot!

Bob: That jackass cut me off changing lanes! I wish I had brought the Igloo cooler with the frozen boot for when we get to the next stoplight!

by Ralph, the bus driver October 02, 2006
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When you've had too much to drink, and you wind up with two hands on the opened toilet in a kneeling position puking your guts out.
Man am I exhausted! I drank too much and was driving the porcelian bus all night!
by Ralph, the bus driver January 03, 2004
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What you get at 3 am after your 20 year old cat exits the cat box and walks through his do do then decides he'd like to sleep on your pillow with you till sunrise.
I woke up in the middle of the night and was treated to a large helping of stink foot, thanks Gumby!
by Ralph, the bus driver January 03, 2004
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