tree elf

A small critter that lives in a tree. Tends to be a happy fellow but if you get on his bad side he will punch you square in the mouth.

"You're such a tree elf"

"Do you wanna hear a story about some tree elves"

by BourbonCream December 16, 2013

drip elf

cock

drip elf

by CHILDFUCKER84 August 3, 2021

elf bar american gothic

that emma chamberlain sadness in the eyes but even more lesbian than billie eilish

he got that sadness in his eyes that u only see in elf bar american gothic porn

by busybrat July 6, 2024

Elf Family

Ever lasting friendship. Including northern unicorns

Even a northern elf can be part of the elf family

by ThisElf June 9, 2021

The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf

The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf is a made name of a Christmas Carol just to see if people would choose something they have never heard of or try and look up what it was online, only to find it here.

We tried to google " The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf " only to wind up on this pointless webpage and then we had to give Mr. Trey a Lump of Coal.

by Mr. Trey December 14, 2020

Naughty adult elf

A naughty adult elf is a tall man in middle to upper management that behaves himself all year but, at the Christmas party, be drinks,dances and misbehaves

Look at Chris over there on the dancefloor! He has a family at home but he’s up there dancing with little Xiaoping! What a naughty adult elf!!

by Bowslosski November 1, 2023

really hot elf bitch

Someone That is extremely attractive but with elf like features, very fuckable though

A: Daniel is a really hot elf bitch

K: I know I’d do anything to get with him

by Richardramerizbussylice May 23, 2022