censorship

Something soccer moms see as shikkerific, but it's a pain in the pompis.

Soccer Mom- Eminem's music is too vulgar. Thank goodness we have censorship!
Shawn B.- You sadistic old hag! *shoots her with Uzi* Who else wants some?! *others back off*

by Shawn B. April 3, 2003

Consoberate

When a sober person is considerate to a drunk person.

Chris (sober): Dude, heres a pillow for you.

Dustin (drunk): Thanks man, you're so consoberate!

by Sparky sparky boom man August 5, 2008

consondoodle

This is a squashed shape of cheap white bread that one has to roll by hand in order to throw into soup.

Mum, look at my bread ball, I mean my consondoodle.

by sp-funkycat January 27, 2009

Consort consolation

What a mate does to relieve her empty, mundane, lonely life, while hubby is in the trance of making the next million.

Her consort consolation for today is a new Hermes scarf from Neiman's.
Various consort consolations could be, volunteer work,exercise & facials, crafts, overeating at home, lunch w/ "girlfriends",or even watching "Oprah" or "Dr Phil", while eating expensive ice cream out of the container.

by Catholic Devil May 4, 2009

Consor

An unawakened mage in White Wolf's Mage: the Ascension.

1. So what are you playing?
2. Consor
1. So it's just a mortal that you can have in a mage game?
2 *hangs head and cries(

by Uncle Dickard June 19, 2009

Consolecide

The act of purchasing a next-gen console.

I hear Greg is considering consolecide, doesn't he know that's a permanent solution to a temporary problem?

by RED inSOXicated January 28, 2015

consorti

Cuban for "dawg"

"Oye que bola consorti "

"Oye consorti que pinga te pasa soclase de mariconson me cago en la madre de tu madre comepingon"

by slipperc0ck September 19, 2018